RETIRED

I retired the blue beast aka the blue balls this week.
That's right, no more oohing and awwing the babes with my 1999 perrywinkle-blue Chevy Malibu anymore.

I will now be destroying the streets of Provo (for the next 11 days) and Kansas City in this little number.....




For some reason I've had my eye on this beaut for a while and just decided that before I make the move out to KC I needed something a little more reliable and something that would help me obtain a sesh. If girls don't make out with me now that I make a lot of money and have a new sporty car then all girls must be really dumb.